December 2010
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She might get on my nerves sometimes, but she...
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ONE MORE. True Life: It's 10:32pm, my boyfriend is...
And yes I said boyfriend. Official we are, today is day 2 and I cause an argument.
True Life: I'm insecure
and it ruins my life everytime I remember that.
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If I had a bunch of 100 dollar bills, I damn sure wouldn’t be rolling them up to snort coke with em.
omfg, the man that just sat next to me smells like...
Ma-ah-an, it ain’t easy They got me goin cold-hearted Probation, violation, incarceration Frustration, you know Fuck that, nigga damn near bouts to start basin It’s hard! Hard on a nigga *coughing* Hard on a nigga (yeah it is, yeah it is) *whispered* Kill kill kill, murder murder murder Watch out nigga! Chorus: Now tell me do you see Life’s so hard on a nigga when you livin like...
My phone vibrated in my jacket pocket and my vagina tingled
the african man next to me has a Hitler stache
lolwut
Watchrockingyoursocks:
juzsimplymeh:
r o t f l .
“Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?”
“Cut the camera off cut the camera off!” lmaoooooooo
how fucking loud does this prick have to talk on...
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I am on page 54 of thisiswhyyou'refat.com anddd
some of the things on here look delicious. I wouldn’t eat them everyday but I’d def try them.
jcarter1018:
I wanna say thanks to all my followers for following. (Lol.)
The wonders of modern technology. I missed the...
If only the shitty dunk donuts made iced coffee.
Now how dumb is this, they make disgusting iced lattes but they refuse to make iced coffee. They were like “um no but the cafe next to us does” and so i’m like fuck it, gimme an iced latte, can’t be much different
IT WAS HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING.
end of story time
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you're giving me a lady boner.
goodnight you slags, it's 3:06AM and I've gotta...
I’m not wearing pants, but I’m wearing my Hooters of St. Louis shirt.
12:18 and I am pooped
No more exams or assignments or papers to do!
I packed for winter break (probably over packed)
I’m currently sitting with a green facial mask on,wash the hair,shave the kitty,do my nails, do a final sweep of my room annnnnd go to bed.
I estimate bedtime will be at approximately 3:30AM.
wtf
two pages into my paper and I keep getting this spam emails from hotmaiiiillllll. I need to be done by 5:30. what the fuck.
I don't know why I was so worried that he wouldn't...
Cuz you’re a skank and I hate you.
Sike, I luh u Bri! <3333
I always write papers the night before they are...
I’m on my 3.8 GPA shit niggaaaaaaaa
That awkward moment when you leave your room and...
All you nail gurus out there, how do you keep from...
not that its relevant to my paper or anything. you know you know, keeping it gangstaaaaaa
Hey you
FUCK FREE WILLY. I would have made his ass into sushi. God I hate those movies
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Last Art History paper.....of my undergraduate...
I’M GONNA OWN YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS PIECE OF SHIT
Now if only I coulddddd begin writing it.
“The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don’t know...”
– Samantha, Sex and the City
“what’s upppppp bitches”
bellemorgan replied to your post: It’s fucking 4am dude. Really, really???????
that picture is exactly how i feel right now
hahaha, dude, just go to sleep. I’m gonna surrender to ZzzZZzzzZZZzzz
'Moments In Love'- Art of Noise
eargasmssssssssssss
I just need it to be friday so I can pass out next...
I heard it’s gonna snow like 3 inches tomorrow, I swear on Adam’s balls…if we get snowed in.
It's fucking 4am dude. Really, really???????
flasfna’sfnmew;ori3h04u3204u3[24324932423
jimnasium bbyyyyyyyyyy
nite nite <333333333333
I give up for tonight.
Medieval Architecture, you win
THIS ROUND.
ya'll suck
what do you guys think, I'm on number 7 of 8...
bedtime now and finish tomorrow ? Or finish it all now
QUICKLY,MY SLEEP DESTINY RESTS IN YOUR HANDS
I flip flop and serve hoes like flap jacks BUT WE...
What do ya'll know about some Paul Mooney?
hehehehe
fuck me in the beard. HARD
I am determined to finish this fucking take home...
DRINK